Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 14, 2018

how fitting that today is valentines day

Maybe Nate should`ve delivered it himself

This comment section is really getting weird with fake accounts and all. Thought I should do 2 jokes today for ya’ll

Jokes of the day:

1. I told my dad that he should embrace his mistakes. He had tears in his eyes. Then he hugged my sister and me.

2. I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad. The fly didn’t stand a chance.

roses are red, violets are blue, gollum is big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big jerk, hope you are not. HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!

Whatever happens, DO NOT let Yee/Gollum get featured!

Honestly, Yee is not MartySays. He is an insecure toddler with no real purpose in life and he thinks he will be able to start Poll War III, Attack of the Alts. This childish person is probably on his older brothers laptop and spamming his GoComics account while he drools on the keyboard. He is just intelligent enough to kill other peoples creativity and laughter, but not intelligent enough to contribute to it. He is a troll, who is trying to start a war. The only way to win, or keep this war from happening, is to NOT REPLY! When we reply, we are giving the troll what he wants. DO NOT REPLY TO THE FOLLOWING TROLLS:The Great and powerful YeeAlexcarey602 or whatever his name is “Gollum” (Yee)Imposter Coldnight (Also Yee)Yee’s younger sister, the goat manic, who posted all the crap about goats in the comments. If these individuals post spam, just flag and ignore. We need to fight this or it will tear the comment section apart-again. Do not let this callow, spinless, excuse for a spammer ruin the comment section.

Hahaha, poor Nate. He’s always forced to be with Gina in the worst of situations. (The cinema one, this and some other situations I missed.)

I’m surprised he didn’t get detention for yelling so loud

Everyone, flag “Gollum”’s comments. Gollum said on the wiki that he is NOT coming back, and he also said that this guy is not him. Check the Hev1 War for proof that that is not the actual Gollum. Please flag him, as this is intolerable and he deserves to be banned.

Dude, I think Nate said it unclearly and I have a message for gollum: U HAV CHANGED MAN!

Uh-oh.

Gollum I flagged all 20 of your FRIGGIN STUPID SPAM COMMENTS!!!

Everyone, “Gollum” is not the real Gollum. He is an impersonator. This is Gollum’s real account:

http://www.gocomics.com/profile/2876035

And this is the fake account:

http://www.gocomics.com/profile/3058435

Also, I realize that if we ban this Gollum, the real Gollum will get banned as well. Remember what happened with Hev1?

This has got to stop. Gollum is now probably yee, who was also alt coldnight

Happy Valentine’s day! This strip is kind of perfect for today. Also because of the spam, we might be the most commented strip. Not yet though. Also yesterday we had about 300 replies

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY TO EVERYONE

Today’s random comic!!!

http://www.gocomics.com/bignate/2008/08/22

Pretty sure that everyone knows that Nate likes Tina after that LOL. Happy Valentines Day All!!! The day where if your single you’ll get no Valentines and end up feeling depressed that you’re not in a relationship! <3

I would hate to be Nate right here.

I love this part! Anyways Happy Valentines Day everyone!! :D

Do you understand that this is the problem with you people? The entire reason people troll here is because of how easy it is because you all assign so much value to having your comment put into the completely meaningless “featured comment”. So rather than giving a pointless award so much worth (to the point of arguing for two whole months about it) how about growing up and realizing it means nothing and that the trolls are here specifically because you’re making it so easy for them. When you make comments like this, you are sending them a direct message that they’ve won. Do you honestly think they care when they get banned? Of course they don’t, they know it’s bound to happen. Do you know why they go after the featured comment? Because it’s the easiest way to annoy you people, not because they actually care about it anywhere as much as you do. This comment is an absolutely perfect example of what NOT to do to handle a troll. -Arica

Fake Gollum’s gone

10/10 comment is gone for some reason :(

Can anyone tell me what happened to Hev1

At least there is no imposters here.

Nate’s face in panel 3 makes him look like he hasn’t slept in days!

Where is the bonus strip? Did they take it down?

Why was 10/10 banned? I get they banned yee but 10/10…….

Great strategy for letting everyone in the vicinity hear and laugh at you.

Nate, you’re the one who wrote it.