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when pierce comes back
9/10 coz i love ba ba black sheep
Joke of the Day:
Judge: “Why did you steal the car?”
Stupid Sam: “I had to get to work.”
Judge: “Why didn’t you take the bus?”
Stupid Sam: “I don’t have a driver’s license for a bus.”
Told y’all they were going to rerun the whole Big Nate: Genius Mode book
its not from the internet
That took a while to type
Two 90 year old men, Joe and Mike, have been friends their whole lives. When it is clear that joe is about to die, Mike starts to visit him every day. One day, Mike says, “Joe, we have loved cricket all our lives and have played together every Saturday for so many years. When you get to heaven, somehow you must let me know if there is a bat and ball there.” Joe looks at him and says, “Mike, you have been my friend for so many years. If it is possible, i will do this favour for you.”
Shortly after, Joe passes away. A day later, at midnight Mike is awakened by a flash of blinding light. A voice booms, “Mike, Mike it’s me.” “Joe?” Mike calls out. “Yes, it’s me. I am in heaven and have some good news and some bad news.” “Give me the good news first,” Mike shouts.
“The good news is that there is a bat and a ball here. Even better still, all our friends who died before us are also here. Even better, we are all young here. Better still, it is always spring and never rains or snows. Best of all, we can play cricket all we want and we never get tired.” Excited, Mike calls out, “That’s fantastic! What’s the bad news?”
“The bad news is that you’re in the team for Saturday’s match.”
just ignore him he’ll go
Jokes of the day:
1. I told my dad that he should embrace his mistakes. He had tears in his eyes. Then he hugged my sister and me.
2. I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad. The fly didn’t stand a chance.