Monte Carlo fallacy.
Indeed, there was zero net displacement.
Really hitting the sack.
That first burp really was already restrained enough.
Well, Jon didn’t say anything about catching, only chasing mice.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
It’s a play on the phrase “quid pro quo”, meaning something given in exchange for something else.
Flipping a coin would not accurately reflect the true probability.
It’s unclear what the implied admission would be for.