Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 23, 2018

Including a bathtub. If he’s ever seen one.

He’s been at sea for 30 years…

but for him, it’ll always be a short time.

Oh, I sea that he’s high.

I’ll bet the poop deck smells different to him.

He’s just being short sided about this voyage, aaarrrrrr!

Since my last name is Short, I’ve been that way all my life. My first name is just the letter J. So that makes for a short first name and last name.

Have a good Hawaiian punch made by Hi C.

He’s small-minded.

Aha, I knew the King of Id had a brother! I didn’t know he was the notorious Kaptain Id.