The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 28, 2018

She can provide the eggs. She just doesn’t want to admit it.

Ok, okay… just don’t get angry.

Green Eggs are the birds’ but the green ham they don’t want.

Sam I am

Is in a jam.

Without some ham,

He’s on the lam.

But he should scram,

The bird’s a scam.

Cuz it’s not ham -

He’s hawkin’ spam!

Eggs aren’t the only thing turning green in my refrigerator, let alone the ham.

Remember the line from “The Odd Couple” where Felix asks Oscar what this green stuff is in the fridge, and Oscar replies “It’s either very new cheese or very old meat.”?

My mom use to serve us green eggs for St Patricks Day.

Most green egg recipes call for blue cake coloring, letting the yellow in the eggs make it green.

Brilliant!! :)