Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for January 04, 2018

was Dad quoting Charmin?

Tony asked, about 5 hours ago

True?

I doubt Elliot’s note-book-paper is soft enough for that purpose.

re: my comment from yesterday. Jim Cantore is a meteorologist for The Weather Channel. He has been with The Weather Channel since he got out of college in 1986. The Weather Channel likes to send their meteorologist on location when bad weather hits and Jim is noted for being at the worse hit locations. Thus it may be said that Jim Cantore is the LEAST welcome person in America. On a lighter note, he may be best known for the following on air incident. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTmzmTlaVBY

I think he Wiffled on that one.

True? Sure.

@Tony: True? Depends.

The advice is more comfortable than the flat of the hand applied to the same region.

Here I sit broken hearted.

Paid a nickel, only …..

True? I’m not so sure. That advice doesn’t appear to be that comforting.