Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 28, 2017

There’s all that Christmas music that never seems to go out of season, no matter how wrong it is to hear on the 4th of July.

whatever you say, Phoebe

Don’t worry. There’s usually enough silver tinsel embedded in the carpet to last until February.

The days after Christmas are always tough.

My family always leaves the Christmas decorations up until early March.

I usually don’t get annoyed by my neighbors’ Christmas lights until they keep them up past January 2nd.

Says the family member who didn’t put much effort into Christmas compared to the grown-ups.

Says the family member who didn’t put much effort into Christmas compared to the grown-ups.

Heh, the decorations stayed up until Jan 6th during my childhood. Can you tell I was raised Catholic?

Staging a sit-in: remember those?

Mom wears Converse?