Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 11, 2017

  1. Cat29
    x_Tech  over 6 years ago

    Well, at least this shop has some cheese.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWDdd5KKhts

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  2. Cat29
    x_Tech  over 6 years ago

    O: (lustily) Certainly, sir. What would you like?

    C: Well, eh, how about a little Red Leicester.

    O: I’m, a-fraid we’re fresh out of Red Leicester, sir.

    C: Oh, never mind, how are you on Tilsit?

    O: I’m afraid we never have that at the end of the week, sir, we get it fresh on Monday.

    C: Tish tish. No matter. Well, stout yeoman, four ounces of Caerphilly, if you please.

    O: Ah! It’s beeeen on order, sir, for two weeks. Was expecting it this morning.

    C: ’T’s Not my lucky day, is it? Aah, Bel Paese?

    O: Sorry, sir.

    C: Red Windsor?

    O: Normally, sir, yes. Today the van broke down.

    C: Ah. Stilton?

    O: Sorry.

    C: Gruyere? Emmental?

    O: No.

    C: Any Norwegian Jarlsberger, per chance?

    O: No.

    I could go on but this comment box in annoying.

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  3. Cat29
    x_Tech  over 6 years ago

    C: Camembert, perhaps?

    O: Ah! We have Camembert, yessir.

    C: (suprised) You do! Excellent.

    O: Yessir. It’s ah… it’s a bit runny.

    C: Oh, I like it runny.

    O: Well,.. It’s very runny, actually, sir.

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  4. W12
    chris_weaver  over 6 years ago

    You can tell which one is the Edam – it’s made backwards!

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  5. Agent gates
    Radish the wordsmith  over 6 years ago

    Oh, the cat’s got it…

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  6. Tony sillhouette
    Casey Jones  over 6 years ago

    Wallace: “NOT WENSLEYDALE!”

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  7. Orion95
    Jml58  over 6 years ago

    Is the Swiss cheese imported or deported from Swiss?

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