Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 22, 2017

The Cheshire Gingerbread Man, kept nibbling til there was nothing left but a smile.

It’s like Homer Simpson from that “Treehouse of Terror” episode when he eats his doughnut head.

Soon he won’t be half the man he used to be.

Now he’s ready to get chased, be caught and throw his hands up.

You have to hand it to him ..

Wait a sec, he already did.

Hands down, the most unlikely claim this week. NO ONE, but NO ONE, makes their own fruit cake.

Hands down, the most unlikely claim this week. NO ONE, but NO ONE, makes their own fruit cake.

Stephan King wrote a short story about a doctor on a desert island who winds up amputating parts to eat. He couldn’t get it published till he got famous.

This is just creepy.

Will he get fat if he eats so much of himself?

The sounds he makes when he eats ought to get him renamed the Himself Monster.