Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for November 06, 2019
November 05, 2019
November 07, 2019
Transcript:
Aunt Fritzi: I'm going to buy a new dress, Nancy. Nancy: That's nice. Aunt Fritzi: Do you think I'd look well in stripes? Nancy: Stand over there. No---I think you'd look better in a solid color.
allen@home over 4 years ago
For my tastes she will good in just about anything.
Auntie Socialist over 4 years ago
I think she meant vertical stripes, Nancy
nuncanunca over 4 years ago
I like how even in that absurd lighting, we can still see the “comic startled take” expression.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Oy
Blot over 4 years ago
She looks a LOT better than Fritizi in the new weirdo version strip.
Another Take over 4 years ago
1-FRITZ: This magazine says that everyone’s body features some aspect of an animal they were in a former life…
2-…I think it’s clear that I was a leopard. See, I even favor spotted dresses. You on the other hand must’ve been a mud turtle.
NANCY: Oh yeah? Well, look over there…
3-(Shoot. I was going for ‘Pig In A Slat Board Pen’ but I guess ‘Zebra’ is more obvious.) You’re a Zebra which is the donkey of the African plains. HEE HAW, HEE HAW!
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Clever.
LV1951 over 4 years ago
Look well? Don’t you mean Look Good?
DoktorScheisskopf over 4 years ago
Blind faith….
DoktorScheisskopf over 4 years ago
Those stripes give Fritzi Ritz that Venetian look.
SHIVA over 4 years ago
A little more hips, please!!
a swino over 4 years ago
You creepers are really out of control today, especially considering that apparently Fritzi’s physique isn’t actually curvy enough to cause the shadows to contour.
romandogbird over 4 years ago
nice
brklnbern over 4 years ago
Clever kid.