Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for May 10, 2019
May 09, 2019
May 11, 2019
Transcript:
Nancy: But are you sure it always works? Man: I've shown you six times. Nancy: I still don't feel sure of it. Man: Here-- Try it yourself. Box reads: JACK THE BOXER Nancy: O.K.---I'll take it.
atomicdog almost 5 years ago
A toy that springs out with enough force to knock someone unconscious? Be sure to pick up some lawn darts on your way out, Nancy.
asrialfeeple almost 5 years ago
A gift for Sluggo?
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Seventh times a charm…..well, not quite
WaitingMan almost 5 years ago
The good old days. When toy safety was an oxymoron.
romandogbird almost 5 years ago
nice
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
If it would’ve done that tthe first time, you’d have had a quicker sale!
Another Take almost 5 years ago
Alt Script: 1- NANCY: Why do you work in a toy store if you hate kids so much? 2- CLERK: It gives me a way to vent ya miserable brat. 3- NANCY: Here. Let me give you a reason to hate kids then. POW! 4- NANCY: What a palooka! Should a kept his guard up. I heard of glass chins but his must a been made out of fifth century Chinese porcelain. I haven’t seen anybody fall for an overhand right in the first round since Mike Tyson fought. I can’t wait to show Fritz my new toy…
brklnbern almost 5 years ago
Hard way to make a living.
rgcviper over 3 years ago
POW—right in the kisser!