Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for April 23, 2019
April 22, 2019
April 24, 2019
Transcript:
Nancy: I think I'll try something with that polar bear rug. Huh---It's a phony story.
Sluggo: What's a phony story?
Nancy: That wearing WHITE in hot weather makes you COOLER.
Alt Script: 1- Hmmmm. Just what I need. I’m sure Fritz won’t miss it. 2- SLUGGO: What the…? 3- NANCY: There’s a Game Of Thrones cosplay party happening downtown. I’m going as the Mother Of Dragons. SLUGGO: Well you’re really draggin’ that thing. BURN!
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 5 years ago
Wearing a rainbow outfit makes you 20 percent cooler.
asrialfeeple about 5 years ago
I think it also has something to do with the fabric of what you’re wearing. You want to be cooler, Nancy. Wear sandals or swedish clogs.
jrankin1959 about 5 years ago
Not to mention you’re going to attract the wrath of every animal rights activist in town…
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
Wait…get the spray and the meat dress………
Another Take about 5 years ago
Alt Script: 1- Hmmmm. Just what I need. I’m sure Fritz won’t miss it. 2- SLUGGO: What the…? 3- NANCY: There’s a Game Of Thrones cosplay party happening downtown. I’m going as the Mother Of Dragons. SLUGGO: Well you’re really draggin’ that thing. BURN!
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
No PETA back then?
R.R.Bedford about 5 years ago
1930s through 1950s when No woman is considered to be fully dressed without a hat with a veil; gloves; and a fur wrap.
marshalljpeters Premium Member about 5 years ago
You know, polar bear fur and skin is designed to help keep the animal warm in its cold climate.
harkherp about 5 years ago
Nancy’s Ursine Adventure!!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 5 years ago
The reason why the Plains Indians had bison robes. Kept them and their horses warm during the depth of winter on the vast plains.
brklnbern about 5 years ago
Did you wait until after Memorial Day?