Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for March 20, 2019
March 19, 2019
March 21, 2019
Transcript:
Nancy: I'm so worried about those school exams. If there was only SOME way I could get my mind off them.
Sluggo: It was the only thing I could think of.
Waste of a perfectly good ice cream cone – couldn’t you have just stood in front of her and eaten it without offering her any? That would’ve gotten her mind off of anything
Alternative Script: 1- What is life? Why am I here in this form. 2- In another realm might I have been a mighty being? Could I have been revered or possibly even adored? 3- SLUGGO: There. Now you’re a unicorn. 4- SLUGGO: Geez! I always thought unicorns were non-violent!
asrialfeeple about 5 years ago
Sluggo sacrificed his ice cream to help Nancy? He must truly love her.
loridobson Premium Member about 5 years ago
My mother used to say, if I was fussy or over-tired, “stop crying or I’ll give you something to cry about. “ Seems to work here.
jrankin1959 about 5 years ago
Putting ice cream anywhere other than Nancy’s mouth – are you insane?
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
Waste of a perfectly good ice cream cone – couldn’t you have just stood in front of her and eaten it without offering her any? That would’ve gotten her mind off of anything
Kip W about 5 years ago
Sluggo is lighting out!
Another Take about 5 years ago
Alternative Script: 1- What is life? Why am I here in this form. 2- In another realm might I have been a mighty being? Could I have been revered or possibly even adored? 3- SLUGGO: There. Now you’re a unicorn. 4- SLUGGO: Geez! I always thought unicorns were non-violent!
harkherp about 5 years ago
Nancy mad because ice cream cone on her head, or because now she cannot eat such ????
gcarlson about 5 years ago
The doctor who cured his 80-year-old patient’s hiccups by telling her she was pregnant comes to mind.
brklnbern about 5 years ago
What a waste of an ice cream cone.
Isaac Chen about 5 years ago
That’s how you know he’s a true friend