Scooter is bitterly disappointed. He figured today was HIS day for sure. Not that he begrudges Jeffery a positive outlook. To the contrary, he thinks the world of Jeff. After all, who else takes him for walkies and gives him treats? But Scooter also knows that no one can be Numero Uno EVERY day.
Not only does Scooter think today was his day, but he is a bit ticked off that Jeff is using the ribbon that Scooter won at the Ballard St Snipe Hunting Field Trial.
Although Jeffery was born waaay before 1982 -2000, he channels his inner Millennial. He firmly believes he should be rewarded for everything he does. He’s lazy, entitled, emotionally stunted, spendthrift, narcissistic, and a promiscuous snowflake.
He invents accolades to celebrate his own mediocrity and boasts of honors he’s never earned.
And like a Millennial, he has a knack for making everything about himself.
Scooter is unimpressed ! In truth, Scooter is so tired of Jeffery’s self-adulation that he’s decided to move across the street to the house of Hubert Humblebee, an honest, honorable, humane human homeowner. who’s happy to help the hapless hound.
I’m still recovering from the birthday bash that my First Maite threw for me at the Tiki last night. Great time and I’m glad that you all could come.To all of my friends on Ballard Street, especially those I didn’t get a chance to thank, yesterday, l really do thank all of you for your birthday wishes. You made my day very special. You are the best !
I do have one question for X_TECH. Given your bad back and trick knee, how’d you manage to climb the mainmast on my galleon The Irish Rover®, and get that birthday greeting on the mainsail ? WOW !!
x_Tech over 6 years ago
Scooter does not.
DennisinSeattle Premium Member over 6 years ago
Okay then, pin that award on your chest and get on with it! Scooter wants out!
WoodEye over 6 years ago
Scooter obviously doesn’t agree.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 6 years ago
Scooter is bitterly disappointed. He figured today was HIS day for sure. Not that he begrudges Jeffery a positive outlook. To the contrary, he thinks the world of Jeff. After all, who else takes him for walkies and gives him treats? But Scooter also knows that no one can be Numero Uno EVERY day.
whiteheron over 6 years ago
Not only does Scooter think today was his day, but he is a bit ticked off that Jeff is using the ribbon that Scooter won at the Ballard St Snipe Hunting Field Trial.
GROG Premium Member over 6 years ago
Let me be the judge of that.
Linguist over 6 years ago
Although Jeffery was born waaay before 1982 -2000, he channels his inner Millennial. He firmly believes he should be rewarded for everything he does. He’s lazy, entitled, emotionally stunted, spendthrift, narcissistic, and a promiscuous snowflake.
He invents accolades to celebrate his own mediocrity and boasts of honors he’s never earned.
And like a Millennial, he has a knack for making everything about himself.
Scooter is unimpressed ! In truth, Scooter is so tired of Jeffery’s self-adulation that he’s decided to move across the street to the house of Hubert Humblebee, an honest, honorable, humane human homeowner. who’s happy to help the hapless hound.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 6 years ago
The jury is biased.
Linguist over 6 years ago
Mornin’ Ballardeers
I’m still recovering from the birthday bash that my First Maite threw for me at the Tiki last night. Great time and I’m glad that you all could come.To all of my friends on Ballard Street, especially those I didn’t get a chance to thank, yesterday, l really do thank all of you for your birthday wishes. You made my day very special. You are the best !
I do have one question for X_TECH. Given your bad back and trick knee, how’d you manage to climb the mainmast on my galleon The Irish Rover®, and get that birthday greeting on the mainsail ? WOW !!
cuzinron47 over 6 years ago
That’s just a participation award.
ChessPirate over 6 years ago
Scooter is contemplating giving Jeffery a different kind of award involving #1…