Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for October 16, 2017

pathetic

Tony asked, about 4 hours ago

What’s your plan?

To die of a broken neck at age 102 from being kicked out of Denzel Washington’s dressing room.

My plan is to get out of bed at least once a day.

Work all week and not work the weekend.

At my age, I’ve stopped making plans.

My plan right now is to go to bed.

I believe in setting goals I’m pretty sure I can accomplish.

Plans? Hm. Recover from a bout of watching really bad bouts at a “jousting” place that shall remain unnamed.

I plan to…..not say anything about my plan!!!

I plan not to make plans; that way, when they go wrong, I won’t be disappointed.

I plan to live to 150 and be shot in the back my a jealous husband.