Heart of the City by Steenz for October 20, 2017
October 19, 2017
October 21, 2017
Transcript:
"a star wars hoth story: Tweekie the taun taun," continued here! They went the way that wickie pointed, and they found the lost rebel soldier! tweekie completed the dangerous mission! but without wickie's hugs to keep her warm, tweekie froze and died. Tweekie's rider was han solo and he moved quickly to save the rebel soldier, who also was almost frozen. so captain solo cut tweekie open and shoved the rebel soldier inside her belly to stay warm. Person: I thought they smelled bad on the outside! And that's how tweekie saved luke skywalker, and thusly, the whole entire galaxy, becoming the most famous tauntaun of all! Animal: And I made my mama proud! the end. Heart: I don't know what's more disturbing cutting open the hero, or using the word "thusly"? Dean: So is that a "starred" review?
Templo S.U.D. over 6 years ago
When Tweekie fainted in the real story of “The Empire Strikes Back”, I though it was from exhaustion, not hypothermia.
electricshadow Premium Member over 6 years ago
Any stars from this review will come from my palm hitting my face.
Fiammata over 6 years ago
Come to think of it… I have never seen Dean’s parent/s. Is this what he thinks would make a mother proud?
jaxradio over 6 years ago
mr tatulli you just lost a reader. me
WaitingMan over 6 years ago
Still an improvement over the last half dozen “Star Wars” movies.
JennyJenkins over 6 years ago
Thank you Dean for writing this epic. I liked it so much more than the hackneyed versions and revisions of the Star Wars saga
nailer Premium Member over 6 years ago
How about a new title?: “Tweekie the little tauntaun that could”
jmworacle over 6 years ago
Lame, lame, lame lame lame lame….
Decepticomic almost 3 years ago
I give it 2 middle fingers up! >:^D