Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for October 02, 2017

One day you might have eggs! (We don’t know which bathroom you were using last week, so no clue whether this is more than a 50:50 speculation).

Free as a bird!

Smart bird, stupid dog.

No Poncho, the small print says that besides acquiring my assets you also assume my debts.

Here kitty, kitty, kitty.

Why Buddhist monks only own a robe and wooden bowl; not much upkeep.

The bird’s real assets are: poop, poop, and yet more poop. You really want that?

Those are some assetless chaps

An unintentional ’touche’’. Well done bird.

So, Poncho just happened to have such a contract on hand. That tells you all you need to know about him.

You have a short memory Poncho. Remember the bird has nothing but his own self, not even a shirt on his back.