Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 05, 2017

the classic nate choking face

Expressing how we feel to girls is tough Nate, don’t get all choked up about it.

Just think about what makes ‘The most interesting man in the world’ so interesting, and apply it to her. “Um, you like beer!” No wait, how ‘bout this one, “You once taught a German shepherd how to bark in Spanish.” Ok then, "If opportunity knocks, and you’re not home, opportunity waits."

Wow Nate, you’re such a flatterer.

This itself would make some really good gossip!

Poll:name all of nate’s archnemesis’s

WoopName and Gina

WOO!NATE AND GINA

Tell her she’s hot.

What if Dee Dee knows about Gina? THAT would make some interesting gossip because all of Nates sources are being taken by Dee Dee!

“Yeah Nate you gotta make friends with some brainiacs to improve your social studies grade!” Prob what Francis would say

Nate should use Gina’s vanity against her by acting in an oleaginous way.

He’ll fail at the gossip, he can’t get any REAL good stuff

“Why did you waste a summer taking an online physics course at Princeton University when you could have been enjoying Cape Cod beaches and Red Sox games?”

This semi-happened in Big Nate On a Roll.

I think that Nate is rethinking the situation at hand

I’ve decided not to be too hard on Nate. He is a disorganized, ill-defined blob, after all: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/capital-weather-gang/wp/2017/10/05/tropical-storm-nate-hits-nicaragua-and-honduras-on-its-path-toward-the-gulf-of-mexico/?hpid=hp_no-name_hp-in-the-news%3Apage%2Fin-the-news&utm_term=.ee2fb6b6c87e

Nate, you choked up. Wow

I am sorry

Hairball?!

UH OH!!

This explains a lot.