Frazz by Jef Mallett for August 31, 2017

At least you didn’t hear about any whale beachings this summer.

Yeah, that would be an image that you couldn’t un-see…

You just need some brain bleach.

To each ones own kids.

The school motto:

Qui huc intrasti omissa spe

Does Miss Olsen plan to get into “swimsuit shape” every summer? That doesn’t seem to fit.

And leave the old lady alone, Jef. Not everyone WANTS to be a triathlete, or should.

I never realized that was one of Mrs. Olsen’s goals.

Try hard not to let those images pop up, Caulfield. You’ll be better for it.

You can poke out your eyes, but you can not poke out your mind’s eye.

It’s okay. They live in a timeless strip. Every year resets itself and the kids are in third grade again. There’s always next summer.

Won’t help and his corneas aren’t scorched because he saw nothing with his eyes.

Just time for Mrs. Olson gets in the snark.

They have Groundhog Year. Each time Mrs. Olsen can chomp her Danishes in June, July and August while lamenting her avoirdupois. Just as many of the rest of us do. They ought to bury her with one in her mouth when the time finally comes around.

Oh good. More body shaming of fat people.

I’m fat and I put on a swimsuit about 4 times a week all year ’round. I could care less if anyone finds me attractive in it or not, just leave me alone and let me swim.