Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for August 28, 2017

I’ll make my own, thank you.

Coffee? I want beer.

As soon as it brews, Aunty!

Sometimes my last thought before falling asleep at night is “Yay! I get to have coffee tomorrow!”

No thank you, I think I’ll have tea (with lemon and honey) instead.

I just remembered, today is my ex’s birthday! She’s nine months older than me.

Do glazed donuts come with that coffee? : > )

Make mine a hot chocolate, please.

I’m reading this in bed. I could use a coffee though.