You can’t be arrested for thinking bad things. But you’re definitely responsible for making the hat, knowing it will act on the bad things you’re thinking, giving it a weapon, and wearing it in the presence of others. It’s not even as independent as a vicious pet.
Randy B Premium Member over 6 years ago
You can’t be arrested for thinking bad things. But you’re definitely responsible for making the hat, knowing it will act on the bad things you’re thinking, giving it a weapon, and wearing it in the presence of others. It’s not even as independent as a vicious pet.
Ida No over 6 years ago
Thinking isn’t what killed the guy. And now, the hat is definitely guilty of assaulting an officer, with witnesses. Top that!
Army_Nurse over 6 years ago
all circumstantial… “who’re ya gonna believe, baby? Me or your lying ass eyes?”
Radish the wordsmith over 6 years ago
Beauty killed the beast.
Ida No over 6 years ago
If you’re one half of conjoined twins, and your twin commits the murder without your assistance or knowledge, can the police imprison you, too?
gigagrouch over 6 years ago
“Will no one rid me of this meddlesome priest?”-Henry II