yeah, sure, but have you ever romanced a sexy waffle iron?
I’m particularly attracted to those slinky Belgium waffles
Lucky!
Let’s see, you plug it in, it heats up slowly, you pour in batter. Nope, I don’t get it.
Wait a year, you get to graduate up to toaster. Alas, you’ll never again achieve flat-iron status. (hot as h-e-double hockeysticks, with lots of rubbing back and forth…)
Is that were you put your penis in a waffle iron?
Nighthawks Premium Member about 5 years ago
yeah, sure, but have you ever romanced a sexy waffle iron?
I’m particularly attracted to those slinky Belgium waffles
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
Lucky!
CitizenKing about 5 years ago
Let’s see, you plug it in, it heats up slowly, you pour in batter. Nope, I don’t get it.
Kirk Barnes Premium Member about 5 years ago
Wait a year, you get to graduate up to toaster. Alas, you’ll never again achieve flat-iron status. (hot as h-e-double hockeysticks, with lots of rubbing back and forth…)
Charlie Tuba about 5 years ago
Is that were you put your penis in a waffle iron?