Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 28, 2017

Maybe it means that there’s no oxygen to breathe there.

Suddenly I have an attack of the munchies.

No, that is the show of surprise at something found on the ice moon Enceladus.

Send Winky.

There may be northern ice-giants, yeti and Greek giants – maybe some sasquatch on a skiing-trip, too.

Pack extra spleens.

“You won’t believe what they are charging for a cup of coffee here.”

“Good nudes, everyone!…”

Two burglars broke into the moon.

That’s not far from reality. Why do you think every time some space probe makes an exciting discovery, NASA releases an artist’s “rendering” of it?

Reads as “Oh no, Dr Mel!!”. Apologies to old SNL.

Ancient astronaut theorists suggest that the satellite has found frozen remains of ancient aliens. They wonder whether these are the same ancient aliens that visited earth during the ancient times…

The probe discovered that the inhabitants of Enceladus look like characters from Edvard Munch paintings.

Though for some claim that the icy moon of Iapetus:

Natural color photomosaic combining Cassini images taken on 31 December 2004. It shows the dark Cassini Regio and its border with the bright Roncevaux Terra, several large craters (Falsaron above center, Turgis, the largest, at right), and the equatorial ridge (the Toledo and Tortelosa Montes).

It resembles the Death Star and it is reported it is made up mostly of ice. Not what you would expect from a former space weapon of the Annunaki…

Cute puppies there on Saturn’s moon!

(If you don’t see it, rotate your tablet, phone, or monitor, say, 30 degrees!)

The data you don’t want to see is the smiling poo!