Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for November 07, 2010
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Stone Soup by Jan Eliot Alix: Cory Welch said our mom is pretty, Holly... Holly: He did? Holly: Well, I guess she is...in a middle-aged mom kind of way... Holly: If you took away the CELLULITE... and the BAGS under her eyes... Holly: And those flabby - Val: ENOUGH WITH THE ANALYZING!! Holly: Oops. Hiya, Mom. Holly: And the YELLING. The yelling is NOT pretty, Alix. Alix: Some of us don't make her WANT to yell.
BlueEyedCatMom over 13 years ago
Holly can’t help it….she just hasn’t grown into her big mouth yet.
rayannina over 13 years ago
I’m with Cory and Alix on this one. Holly can take a flying leap.
lightenup Premium Member over 13 years ago
Teenagers don’t see beyond themselves for the most part. They can’t imagine that their parents are attractive because they only see the “annoying” parts.
The last line is the one that stuck with me though. I tell my kids something similar a lot, that I wouldn’t get upset if they just did what I ask them to, the first time. I’ll have to show them this one… I think. I might hear a lot about my cellulite, my bags, my flabby… LOL
kawenakali over 13 years ago
I’m one of the lucky ones. My child has always thought I am beautiful, smart, and cool. Even through the teens into the 20s. But he’s a boy, that might make a difference.
DerkinsVanPelt218 over 13 years ago
Don’t mess with mom in any way-I learned that firsthand in living with her for 18 years. I’m in college now, but I still don’t cross her.
AladdinSane over 13 years ago
My mom’s 74 and lost 75 pounds - but then again she has about 15 prescriptions, including morphine …
Shikamoo Premium Member over 13 years ago
Holly just doesn’t know when to quit.
vldazzle over 13 years ago
Aladdin, I’m 73 and keeping my weight under 125. I don’t use any drugs (not even OTC or aspirin) but I do enjoy a certain amount of gin on the rocks, even though I eat very healthy otherwise with more than the required fruit and veggies (min 80% raw and fresh) and I cook most of my own food- seldom eat any packaged foods, I make pizza from scratch (even sauce) and my own breakfast bars (my favorite current recipe which I just tweaked again when I made it today)