Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 06, 2010

And for breakfast, he makes coffee that tastes like shampoo …

(A prize for the first person to get the reference.)

Was that “Bowl” or “Bowel”?

“It’s a floor wax!” “It’s a dessert topping!”

She’s My Girl by Tom Lehrer Sharks gotta swim, and bats gotta fly, I gotta love one woman till I die. To Ed or Dick or Bob She may be just a slob, But to me, well, She’s my girl. In winter the bedroom is one large ice cube, And she squeezes the toothpaste from the middle of the tube. Her hairs in the sink Have driven me to drink, But she’s my girl, she’s my girl, she’s my girl, And I love her. The girl that I lament for, The girl my money’s spent for, The girl my back is bent for, The girl I owe the rent for, The girl I gave up Lent for Is the girl that heaven meant for me. So though for breakfast she makes coffee that tastes like shampoo, I come home for dinner and get peanut butter stew, Or if I’m in luck, It’s broiled hockey puck, But, oh well, what the hell, She’s my girl, And I love her.

you win

Is it too late to go back to bed?

…a prize to the first person that references the reference…

The soup sounds ideal for cleaning dirty mouths as well.

A breakfast cereal for Zombies or normal humans: Brain flakes. How about getting your fruit (and vitamin C) while you get drunk–Sangria?

Actually, I knew a guy that used to buy his napkins by the loaf…

There are actually a large number of edibles that are used for other purposes, and vice versa. For example, in the military, we had a fire fighting foam that was also a survival ration. Our lemonade was also used to clean toilets, etc.

Don’t forget messhall coffee; good for stripping paint!

God bless Tom Leher…Be Prepared Y’all….in My Home Town..

Best thing since sliced napkins

I once saw edible napkins in a novelty store; they were made mostly of pressed rice, and you were supposed to enjoy the looks on people’s faces as you ate your napkin.

I thought he’d make coffee that tasted like a table.