Big Top by Rob Harrell for June 28, 2020
Transcript:
Pete: Have you guys noticed that time speeds up? As we grow up, you know? I mean, my first eight years seemed like they lasted forever. But nine went really fast. And ten felt like six months, tops. Now, I'm eleven and its just flying by. What about twelve?? I could blink and miss it! And it's gotta keep speeding up, right?? What's thirteen like, Hairy Mary, what?? Hairy Mary? Hairy Mary: Oh, I'm down here, in the fetal position. Dusty: Nice, Pete. You've depressed an old lady.
Doctor Toon almost 4 years ago
I’ve never understood how whole years can fly by but some days can last forever
jpayne4040 almost 4 years ago
Way to go, Pete! You’ve just ruined everyone’s day!
Meg: All Seriousness Aside almost 4 years ago
It does speed up. When you were 4, a year was a quarter of your life. At 10, it’s only 10%. Wait ’til you hit 50!
Kroykali almost 4 years ago
10 years old is too young to notice this, but you definitely do in your adult years.
Steverino Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Life is like a roll of toilet paper: The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes.