Big Top by Rob Harrell for February 16, 2020
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Transcript:
Wink: I've been watching those ads on TV and I think I might have Attention Deficit Disorder. Pete: Oh, whatever. You're such a hypochondriac. Wink: So, seriously. My attention span is really...pizza. Pete: What? Stop screwing around, Wink. A.D.D. is a serious problem affecting... Wink: I'm being serious. I'm suddenly in the mood for a big...Gilligan's Island. Pete: Okay. Ha ha. I get what you're doing. Wink: I'm not "doing" anything, Pete. I really have....tractors. Pete: Oh,, really? You have tractors? Wink: No. But I like to watch them. They're delicious. Pete: Tractors, huh? You think tractors are delicious? Wink: No. Pizza is delicious. Tractors are...Ginger and Mary Ann. Dusty: You should see him after the diaper rash ads.
jpayne4040 about 4 years ago
It’s poor Pete who’s going to be ready for the asylum after this conversation!
danketaz Premium Member about 4 years ago
I knew there was something about him I… Squirrel!
Kirk Barnes Premium Member about 4 years ago
We decry the loss of attention span. Meanwhile, children’s programming on TV (children’s programming…hmmmm) panders to the problem by making shows shorter, with MORE commercial interruptions. You have to remember, TV is there to sell you sh..tuff. The entertainment is simply the lure.