Big Top by Rob Harrell for February 16, 2020
Wink: I've been watching those ads on TV and I think I might have Attention Deficit Disorder. Pete: Oh, whatever. You're such a hypochondriac. Wink: So, seriously. My attention span is really...pizza. Pete: What? Stop screwing around, Wink. A.D.D. is a serious problem affecting... Wink: I'm being serious. I'm suddenly in the mood for a big...Gilligan's Island. Pete: Okay. Ha ha. I get what you're doing. Wink: I'm not "doing" anything, Pete. I really have....tractors. Pete: Oh,, really? You have tractors? Wink: No. But I like to watch them. They're delicious. Pete: Tractors, huh? You think tractors are delicious? Wink: No. Pizza is delicious. Tractors are...Ginger and Mary Ann. Dusty: You should see him after the diaper rash ads.