Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for April 26, 2017

Aren’t those hipsters taking the whole,“ironic”, thing a little too far?

Put a little paint on it and it could an Arts and Crafts cocktail.

Nosleep: I was thinking he had the wrong hair do. Maybe perspective is hiding his man bun.

I’ll just have the screwdriver.

But there’s no frosty mug sensation.

Dude puts the anal in artisanal…

Wooden you like another?

What kind of wood is that and what is he drinking? Could it be a hickory daiquiri, doc?

craft cocktails are a splinter movement among bartenders…