Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for April 02, 2017

The joys of aging.

That’s how I tell people you know you are getting older – when the snap, crackle & pop are NOT your cereal

Still better than not getting up at all.

Oh yes, a case of OPD .Old Peoples Diseases !

When I woke up this morning, I read something funny. But it wasn’t this comic

When I was young, my slippers were red.

I could kick up my heels over my head,

When I got older, my slippers were blue,

But still I could dance the whole night through.

Now I am old, my slippers are black.

I huff to the store and I puff my way back.

But many a laugh, I don’t mind at all —

I’d rather be huffing than not puff at all.