Tom Toles for March 30, 2017

That pup’s likely to sniff where the probe ought to go.

LOCK THEM UP!

Right now, in the House especially, it seems like that dog is more interested in humping Tяump☠ & Co.’s leg. Stop it! Bite him! Bite him hard!

THE PACHYDERM SQUIRMS – {a limerick}

The Republican pachyderm

is a creature who would squirm

at the sight of a mouse

or the plight of the House

when there’s trouble it ought to confirm.

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HOW CAN WE BE CHIPPER? – {a limerick}

How can we citizens be chipper

when our Ship of State has a skipper

who’s an ego-tripper

whose mouth needs a zipper

and who into-the-till is a dipper?

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HORROR MOVIE – {a rhyme}

Rightism’s set of sectors

{Trumpists, Plutocrats, Alt-Righters}

are dangerous mis-directors

of our destiny. – And bad script-writers

of our horror movie, with spectres

of governance by degenerate blighters.

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I hope it’s ben holding it for a LONG time!

But…but…but…but…Hillary…Benghazi…But…Obama…but… The typical Republican response.

Republicans are pulling every dirty trick they can to stop any investigations into republican dirty tricks.

No evidence of collusion with Russia. Only multiple felonies and seditious acts including high crimes by the Obama administration. More to come….

Wonder if Toles can draw a Russian Wolfhound…..

What dog? I mean, what “dog”? I mean what “what”? I “mean”…oh never mind.

At first glance, I thought those paw prints were fleas.

Get that dog to the white house so Trump can explain why it is acting that way. No more public dog shows. No more private dog shows. It is time to investigate this leash. The paw prints are real but where they lead are fake. The daily Russian connections stink, the obfuscation by the GOP in the Russian probe is more than suspicious. Hey, didn’t that elephant work with the Trump transition team while they were in contact with Russia…?

Oh goody! Maybe we can see who those anonymous sources are once and for all.