Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 05, 2017

Phone spam, e-mail spam, text spam…it may be time for a lightning bolt or six to put them out of my misery.

HA!

Enhancement at the next level. Impresses the females even more than that sports car back on Earth.

But then he’ll just get a swelled head.

Ralph should say “Too tempting?”

Yea, the porn industry pioneered this crap and opened the gates of hell in doing so. Are you sure your in heaven or could it be your own personal hell?

I always get the emails about enlarging pens.