Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 23, 2017

Hey, locusts are tasty when fried up with some spices. High in protein, too.

Just find a flock of sea gulls.

Locust etouffe.

Gee, Wiz, at least you could have said, “Something just popped up!”… what a liar!

Aye spot on Farside99,they have a very distinct crunch to ’em.

He’s the original Jiffy Pop popper! Remember Jiffy Pop? These days it’s Orville Redenbacher.

It’s all about priorities

I’ve seen kids of asian persuasion eat cicadas raw. I don’t discourage it, since it is good healthy food – though I’d have to be pretty hungry to overcome my own prejudice.

If the would gives you locusts, cover them with chocolate after a three day wine marination, then PARTY.

A man of leisure.

Now, everyone who thinks the King is thier the least favourite charcter, they’re sorta wrong. Wiz doesn’t care about locusts in Id, he thinks snacks for himself are more importnat.