Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for January 08, 2017

better shed those holiday pounds, mister

Tony asked, about 5 hours ago

How much do you weigh?

It will take more to lose that weight than get it.

He didn’t gain weight, his shirt just shrunk!

Tony!, Mind your business!!! And your own weigh!!!

@tony… nunya

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And what does the kid mean by “we”?

155.

Reminder:

A few decades ago, American health insurances discovered that the average weight of their customers was height in centimeters minus 100.

To make more profit, they decided to cash in more money from anybody who weighed more than that minus 10% – which expanded to minus 15% for women shortly afterwards.

And the BMI was “adapted” shortly after it arrived, too.

One of my meds is causing a loss of appetite. I’ll let you know when I reach my goal weigh.

@Tony, I wish I did.

@Tony:

A little over 170. Normal for my height. And now, you can all weigh your answers to today’s…

Second “Daddy’s Home” Question:

Need bigger clothes?

I lost 180 lbs. My wife left me. Just kidding … snerk

I did not gain anything over the holidays! Exhaustion and then a grandson induced bad cold will do that for you!

Now that the snow and ice are here and I’m reduced to taking long walks into the kitchen, thru the dining room, down the hall, around the family room and back again, for my “mile”……ask me in March.

I’m not overweight, I’m undertall.

I’ve been dieting and I’m almost down to what I didn’t want to get up to.