Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for January 26, 2017
January 20, 2017
January 27, 2017
Transcript:
Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug Vintage 2007 Every Thursday Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bollinger "That's Entertainment" 7:14 pm: A drunk shirtless guy tosses a hat onto his head -- and the video is posted on YouTube. 7:19 pm: The video is a smash hit, drawing 50,000 hits in just over three minutes. Man: HAW! 7:20 pm: Drunk-shirtless-hat-guy signs with WMA and then lands a two-picture deal with Fox. 7:21 pm: He buys an ocean-view Meidterranean-style mansion in Pacific Palisades. FOR SALE SOLD Drunk Shirtless Guy: Finally! 7:22 pm: He marries actress Kristin Kreuk in a tasteful ceremony at a Santa Barbara ranch. 7:23 pm: The hit rate on his YouTube video starts to decline, and he loses the Fox deal. 7:24 pm: After replacing his entire management team, he gets an offer to host a new game show. Can You Sing Like A Fifth Gr Drunk Shirtless Guy: Uh...stay um...tuned. Voice: Perfect! You're hired! 7:25pm: But financial stresses cause Drunk-shirtless-hat-guy to get even drunker. Kristin: Honey... Drunk Shirtless Guy: I KNOW WHAT I'M DOIN'! 7:26 pm: After an unfortunate incident in Mexico, the game show offer is retracted. Businessman: Yeah, you're a celebrity! But you're no skateboarding-dog! Drunk Shirtless Guy: Urk 7:27 pm: And then Drunk-shirtless-hat-guy's marriage to Kristin Kreuk disintegrates. Kristin: Why can't you be the man you were six minutes ago! 7:28 pm: His attempt to "return to his roots" by making another YouTube video is an utter failure. SNORK 7:29 pm: Drunk-shirtless-hat-guy's last taste of fame is a spot on VH1's "I Love 7:19 pm!" I Heart 7:19 Drunk Shirtless Guy: Remember that move with the hat? That was awesome!
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NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 7 years ago
He didn’t even make it for 15 minutes. He wasn’t famous the first 5.
aerilim over 7 years ago
I just wish the Kardashians lasted this long..
Linguist over 7 years ago
Would that EMPEROR tRUMP’s reign would be that brief !
BubbleTape Premium Member over 7 years ago
i’d at least question the paternity of those kids.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 7 years ago
He’ll be on Dancing With the Stars in a few years.
cooganm Premium Member over 7 years ago
Ah, Romans 7:19, “For I do not do the good I want to do, but the evil I do not want to do—this I keep on doing.”
Ushindi over 7 years ago
COOGANM: I thought those Romans just talked that old Latin stuff. Heck, looks like they talk regular good old American talk.