…or one rat and the four turtles he adopted?
Just tell the truth about all of the tofu, eggplant and kale you were forced to consume. Sewer rats eat better.
“…then all of a sudden, the dumpster was beamed up by a UFO! I was taken aboard an alien mothership, and was whisked off to a different world… away from the parents that abandoned me… away from my other ‘parents,’ the sewer rats… I was all alone…”
Enhanced biographies have a tendency to backfire!
“It was never easy for me…”
Don’t forget, Jason, you are still being raised. There is time enough yet, for you to forge a living with the sewer rats…
I am amazed that Jason used a made up large number here.
Bill Amend
FoxTrot en Espanol
Adiraiju over 7 years ago
…or one rat and the four turtles he adopted?
Wilde Bill over 7 years ago
Just tell the truth about all of the tofu, eggplant and kale you were forced to consume. Sewer rats eat better.
BiggerNate91 over 7 years ago
“…then all of a sudden, the dumpster was beamed up by a UFO! I was taken aboard an alien mothership, and was whisked off to a different world… away from the parents that abandoned me… away from my other ‘parents,’ the sewer rats… I was all alone…”
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 7 years ago
Enhanced biographies have a tendency to backfire!
mfrasca over 7 years ago
“It was never easy for me…”
eb110americana over 7 years ago
Don’t forget, Jason, you are still being raised. There is time enough yet, for you to forge a living with the sewer rats…
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 7 years ago
I am amazed that Jason used a made up large number here.