Lay Lines by Carol Lay for January 04, 2017

A fine bit of psychological manipulation there. Expert in fact.

And, if she falls asleep, you can steal her peanuts and tell her they were never there to begin with. Score! Free peanuts.

Wow! A story where they don’t all end up dead. Amazing.

What a great idea. To bad I don’t get on planes to give this a try.

I find that it’s a lot less strenuous to feign napping with my headphones on.

It sounds like the John Cleese portion of Monty Python’s Argument clinic.https://youtu.be/kQFKtI6gn9Y?t=1m18s

Speaking something other than English also works for me. Thanks for the tips.

This is why I buy both seats!