“I got arrested and spent a night in jail in Virginia for drinking a beer on the sidewalk. In New York, I could’ve been drinking that beer out of the hollowed-out skull of someone I had just decapitated. I could’ve been standing on the hood of a cop car, mocking the officers with it. ‘Cheers, big-ears!’ … Unless I was illegally parked.” —Greg Giraldo
Templo S.U.D. over 7 years ago
how odd
JudasPeckerwood over 7 years ago
The occasional cash bribe doesn’t hurt either.
Superfrog over 7 years ago
It’s a toast now but he’ll be toast later.
Andrew Sleeth over 7 years ago
Hell, make it to Jimmy McNulty and he’ll even buy you the next round.
locake over 7 years ago
It is legal to drink in public. People do it all the time in bars and restaurants.
paranormal over 7 years ago
“How odd was my father” from Murder by Death
RWill over 7 years ago
“I got arrested and spent a night in jail in Virginia for drinking a beer on the sidewalk. In New York, I could’ve been drinking that beer out of the hollowed-out skull of someone I had just decapitated. I could’ve been standing on the hood of a cop car, mocking the officers with it. ‘Cheers, big-ears!’ … Unless I was illegally parked.” —Greg Giraldo