Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for December 30, 2016

All you do is take an early evening nap and set the alarm for like 11-11:30 pm. Then get up, ring in the new year, and go back to bed. Works.

C’mon, Lil. You are certainly old enough to remember Yogi Berra.

…and it’s deja vu all over again!

It’s midnight somewhere every hour. Just celebrate in the time zone of you’re choice.

It’s going to happen whether we are awake or not. We’ll hear all about it on the morning news.

This one is actually a bit relevant:

“Its getting late early.” – Yogi Berra

Some people start celebrating early as it it hits midnight in different time zones…

Out on the west coast you can watch New Yorkers ring in the new year at 9pm