Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for December 21, 2016

you’re a real celebrity, Andy

The flippin’ kids are on Santa’s NICE list, they have prevented Andy from deliberately falling into the frozen canal…!

The sign should read, “Canal frozen – do not dive or swim”

Oye WOODNFLINT,How about this on the sign:No muckin’ about in the canal, Art works in progress"?

Artists go with what they know. Snerk

They forgot to give the Andys a pint glass. Or two.

The little bleeders seem to be from the Neo-Modern Realism school of sculpture.

HAHAHAH! Love it! Quite talented kids!

Did Andy push them in or did they jump in themselves?

Ha Ha Ho Ho Ho! Thanks for this one! I got a good laugh!

When Andy is going down for the third time, and his life is passing before his eyes, will he have any regrets? (Other than, “so much beer and so little time to drink it all!”)

This gag has been repeated at least 4 times now.

Still better than Guitar Bob though.

xxx

They didn’t need to be accomplished sculptors; they only needed to chip away all the ice & snow that didn’t look like a drunk…

at 3am he’ll be face first lying on the ice next to all that