Close to Home by John McPherson for December 21, 2016

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    Farside99  over 7 years ago

    …and everywhere that Mary went, it cost her lots of dough.

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    J Short  over 7 years ago

    Mary was a highly paid hooker. The Little Lamb getup, although costing extra, was a big hit with her clients.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 7 years ago

    With the price of lamb chops today, I’m not surprised.

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    whiteheron  over 7 years ago

    The Little Lamb getup

    What? The clients want to wear it too?

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    jbduncan  over 7 years ago

    She only leased it.

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    sandflea  over 7 years ago

    I thought the lambs fleas were white as snow.

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    linsonl  over 7 years ago

    Mary had a little lamb,Her father shat it dead.Now she takes the lamb to school,Wrapped up in pita bread.

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    bball  over 7 years ago

    About to be fleeced for sure.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Tomorrow’s story is about sleep number beauty.

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    wildfiregal  over 7 years ago

    how much sheeppower under the hood?

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