Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 21, 2016

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    Boise Ed Premium Member over 7 years ago

    He should only serve ’arf the time!

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    Chithing Premium Member over 7 years ago

    How do they keep the other players from constantly fetching those sticks?

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    jreckard  over 7 years ago

    Shouldn’t there be a K in front of his number?

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    GROG Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Now there’s penalties for being yourself.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 7 years ago

    Always keep your stick on the ice.

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    sandflea  over 7 years ago

    And a five minute major for fighting.

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    Godfreydaniel  over 7 years ago

    Was expecting Dennis the Menace’s dog!

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    jreckard  over 7 years ago

    The Arizona Coyotes get this penalty a lot.

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    gammaguy  over 7 years ago

    He thought he was playing bridge.

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