Monty by Jim Meddick for December 23, 2016
December 22, 2016
December 24, 2016
Transcript:
I'm looking for a Christmas gift for a girlfriend... Here. This is a new fragrance that drives me crazy... Try sample. Oh #$@$@! I can't #@#@#%% believe it! Whoa! Wow. It really does drive me crazy. No... I just saw the price.
PICTO over 7 years ago
Eye make up runs about $1,100.00 a gallon…
brain Les over 7 years ago
here ya got a gal with a topless strapless and Monty pays attention only to the price…. -
I guess certain things are more important than others…
brain Les over 7 years ago
here ya got a gal with a topless strapless and Monty pays attention only to the price…. -
I guess certain things are more important than others…
Phred Premium Member over 7 years ago
Funny.
TossedSaladCartoon over 7 years ago
So very true!
morningglory73 Premium Member over 7 years ago
Gee, i’d be happy getting a flower and a kiss.
shamino over 7 years ago
That new fragrance that drives men crazy is part PCP and part LSD. What? When they say “crazy” they don’t mean “into a psychotic rage?” Well there’s false advertising for you.
will over 7 years ago
It’s still cheaper than printer ink.
Mayor Snorkum over 7 years ago
Has Monty ever bought printer toner? Designer perfume is cheap by comparison. But I like how you always know what he’s really saying, despite the fake symbols in lieu of actual obscenity. . .
Sisyphos over 7 years ago
What did you expect out Christmas shopping for Gretchen, Monty? You’re not in the Bargain Basement, you know. Perfume prices always tend be high, higher, and highest!
tattooedcyberidiot over 7 years ago
The cosmetics department in Myer, Melbourne is known in-store as the ‘snake pit’