Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for December 15, 2016
December 14, 2016
December 16, 2016
Transcript:
how frank jennings, canadian tanning bed salesman, became santa claus... verne:...so frank was approached by these two elves, maurice and wilber.... rj: nope. albert and d'ante....maurice and wilber were the elves who created rudolph with a 9-volt battery and l.e.d. nasal implants. verne: that was gertrude and finn.. verne: ...albert and d'ante died in a tragic tongue-to-frozen-candy-cane incident. rj: Oh, that's right....the snow was stained stripy red that night. hammy: gasp!
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komix1234 over 7 years ago
Poor Hammy!!
juicebruce over 7 years ago
Hammy put your boots on it’s getting deep !
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 7 years ago
That’s some mighty fine back and forth, you two.
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 7 years ago
So the red stripes on candy canes comes from elf blood.
cabalonrye over 7 years ago
Why do I love that story?
afbjapan over 7 years ago
Go BIG or go home!
greasy old tam over 7 years ago
GASP!! Is Verne figuring out how to handle RJ?
David Rickard Premium Member over 7 years ago
Alas poor Albert and D’ante! I knew them, Horatio: elves of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy…
awgiedawgie Premium Member over 7 years ago
And now we know why they call this the “silly season”. Nice to see Verne is really getting into the spirit of things!
URL over 7 years ago
Montgomery Wards. Wasn’t Rudolph originally their ad campaign peoples’ idea? Last couple years licensees were still going all out with plush reindeer with battery enhanced noses and singing. I think Burl Ives gave him immortality, though.