Close to Home by John McPherson for December 05, 2016

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    Leroy  over 7 years ago

    All the king’s horses weren’t much better, with those clumsy hooves and all.

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    Jeff0811  over 7 years ago

    Not funny, even if he is yolking. I’ve got people. My albumen will sue. On the plus side doc, you’ve finally made me come out of my shell. So I guess it’s not all bad. I know, deep down, you’re a good egg. Yeesh! One more cheesy joke like that and we’ll have an omelette.

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    whiteheron  over 7 years ago

    When he goes to his shrink, he talks about how he likes to be beaten.

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    jbduncan  over 7 years ago

    Another chiropractor joke!? We’re tired of all your wise CRACKS!

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    J Short  over 7 years ago

    Chiro looks shell-shocked.

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    SeaFox10  over 7 years ago

    Nothing in that rhyme said he was an egg!

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    Raider Red Premium Member over 7 years ago

    That’s what you call premature eyokulation . . .

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    treBsdrawkcaB  over 7 years ago

    And all the magazines in his waiting room are BACK ISSUES. Just like his patients…

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