February 07, 2019
January 17, 2018
No problem, Calvin is also getting them a carton of Marlboro Lights.
If they don’t smoke, what’s that constantly coming out of their ears?
It’s hard to even find a good ashtray anymore.
What’s a New Car?
“What’s a New Car?” For me, a new car is anything that is less than 10 years old and has fewer than 100,000 miles on it.
Hobbes would probably sculpt a statue of a tiger.
Anything I made in pottery class or arts and crafts ended up full of pencils. I tried making flower pots, a pitcher, even a jewelry box…and mom just kept filling them with pencils and pens. Her excuse was “But I use it!”
He also plans to make the smoke so he can get rid of his parents once and for all.
If I was a sculptor, but then again, no…
Parents smoking. Rule violation, “No Smoking”. Any person/people violating the rule shall pay a fine of $300.
“OKAY, MICHELANGELO, YOU SCULPT SOMETHING!”
“I will, thank you.”
http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1987/02/05
I was terrible at sculpting so I am glad my three-legged turtle is gone for good.
If I had a little bit of clay I would make a pebble. More clay, I would make a rock. A ton of clay, I would make a boulder…….
paper weight
I have never smoked in the 22 years I’ve been alive.
According to some, I haven’t “lived” just because I don’t smoke or drink.
xxx
Calvin could sculpt his parents a finger bowl…
it’s the thought that counts!
No problem, Calvin; just call it a valet instead.
Smokes are $50- 65 with tax here in Ohio. Glad I stopped the stinking habit New Years Eve 1975
BE THIS GUY over 7 years ago
No problem, Calvin is also getting them a carton of Marlboro Lights.
Bilan over 7 years ago
If they don’t smoke, what’s that constantly coming out of their ears?
chovil over 7 years ago
It’s hard to even find a good ashtray anymore.
Another Unicorn over 7 years ago
What’s a New Car?
laughingkitty over 7 years ago
“What’s a New Car?” For me, a new car is anything that is less than 10 years old and has fewer than 100,000 miles on it.
laughingkitty over 7 years ago
Hobbes would probably sculpt a statue of a tiger.
orinoco womble over 7 years ago
Anything I made in pottery class or arts and crafts ended up full of pencils. I tried making flower pots, a pitcher, even a jewelry box…and mom just kept filling them with pencils and pens. Her excuse was “But I use it!”
the calvinosaurus that calvin wanted to discover over 7 years ago
He also plans to make the smoke so he can get rid of his parents once and for all.
johndifool over 7 years ago
If I was a sculptor, but then again, no…
Professor W over 7 years ago
Parents smoking. Rule violation, “No Smoking”. Any person/people violating the rule shall pay a fine of $300.
BiggerNate91 over 7 years ago
“OKAY, MICHELANGELO, YOU SCULPT SOMETHING!”
“I will, thank you.”
http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1987/02/05
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 7 years ago
I was terrible at sculpting so I am glad my three-legged turtle is gone for good.
Godfreydaniel over 7 years ago
If I had a little bit of clay I would make a pebble. More clay, I would make a rock. A ton of clay, I would make a boulder…….
BubbleTape Premium Member over 7 years ago
paper weight
Number Three over 7 years ago
I have never smoked in the 22 years I’ve been alive.
According to some, I haven’t “lived” just because I don’t smoke or drink.
xxx
neverenoughgold over 7 years ago
Calvin could sculpt his parents a finger bowl…
ttavenner over 7 years ago
it’s the thought that counts!
Snoopy_Fan over 7 years ago
No problem, Calvin; just call it a valet instead.
sneakysdad over 7 years ago
Smokes are $50- 65 with tax here in Ohio. Glad I stopped the stinking habit New Years Eve 1975