Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 23, 2016

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2011: Donald J Trump states that he has investigators in Hawaii looking into whether Obama really was born in the U.S., and "They Cant believe what they are finding" well, Im one of those detectives, and what the big cheese said was on the money: I couldn't believe what I found out!! Honolulu 2011 5:11PM Everyday. This dame worked as a clerk, but she kept hours like a metronome. woman: Oh you again. Detective: Thats right, doll face. Im keeping up on you because theres something you're not telling me! Woman: Be careful. Keep sticking your nose white it doesn't belong, and you might find out something that you odnt want to know! Certificate of live birth. A 1961 Birth announcement in the Honolulu star-bulletin, Something didn't add up. But what? what? I decided to pay a little visit to a guy who operates in a a Honolulu that the tourists don't see. What do you know about Obamas birth, lefty? Lefty: nothin' Detective: Im sick of the stonewalling! Tell me what you know! tell me the truth! Lefty: You can never know the truth! Detective: why not? Lefty: think about it! The trench coat...the fedora...dont you know what you are? And then I saw it! It was so obvious! Detective: My god! Im not real. Im a figment of a racist demagogues's imagination! But I guess an imaginary gumshoe is still a gumshoe. Trump: You're next assignment is to investigate the global warming hoax, detective: Check Next stop: China!