Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 01, 2016

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    Wilde Bill  over 7 years ago

    “Mmm, that’s good hemlock.”

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    oldpine52  over 7 years ago

    “Cheers!”

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    King_Shark  over 7 years ago

    “I owe a cock to Aesculapius. Will you remember to pay it?”According to Joseph Heller, the merchant Aesculapius was astonished at receiving a chicken from Socrates’ disciple the following day, and was executed by the authorities on suspicion that it was some kind of secret code.

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    Donald H Kennedy Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Hold my wine bottle.

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    John Wiley Premium Member over 7 years ago

    I drank what?

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    SR  over 7 years ago

    I prefer the line from Real Genius : “I drank what?”

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    J Short  over 7 years ago

    From now on, when I have hemlock, I’m going to…

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    Chief Inspector   over 7 years ago

    inconceivable!

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    neverenoughgold  over 7 years ago

    I guess it wasn’t, “Bring me another!”…

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    Bobtul07110  over 7 years ago

    Aaaaarrgh!!!! Aack!!!!! Thud!

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    Charles Freeman Premium Member over 7 years ago

    I keep remembering an old Steve Martin bit…“why did none of you say to me, ‘Socrates, hemlock is poisonous’?”

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    What? Me worried ?  over 7 years ago

    “What do you mean hemlock is deadly ?

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    jvscanlan Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Val Kilmer in real Genius: I drank what?

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    MFJR  over 7 years ago

    “Come Mr Tallyman, tally me bananas. Daylight come, and me wanna go home.” Obscure?

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