Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 27, 2016
September 26, 2016
September 28, 2016
Transcript:
Police Officer 1: Sargeang, we've got reports of thefts all over town. All the post office's weighing machines have disappeared, and a boa constrictor has vanished from the zoo. Police Officer 2: Launch a large scale investigation!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 7 years ago
Large scale?Who’s their chief investigator…. Godzilla?
Varnes over 7 years ago
Boas don’t have scales, and they like to snuggle….
ttom2 Premium Member over 7 years ago
This reminds me of the headline when a short fortune teller escaped from prison. “Small Medium At Large.”
dsom8 over 7 years ago
What’s the boa got to do with it? Tell the detective to put the squeeze on.
What? Me worried ? over 7 years ago
Also the koi have been stolen or they are just being coy !
Godfreydaniel over 7 years ago
Wonder if either of these cops was a veteran of the Boa War…….