Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 20, 2016

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 7 years ago

    He was udderly alone.

    The cows were never in the moooed to dance with him…

    When one finally did, the other bulls tried to horn in.

    In college, the fraternities stalled him…they even tried to charge him, illegally.That should have been a red flag.He’s never even had a stable relationship.

    But hay… he makes enough in his field to afford a psycowlogist.

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    Superfrog  over 7 years ago

    I’m developing a herd mentality.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Treblemaker…yeah… the doctor won’t accept any bull.

    zaq bluto…. that cud be a problem.

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    brain Les  over 7 years ago

    bull!

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 7 years ago

    Poor Ferdinand.

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    formathe  over 7 years ago

    He is in a ‘rare’ mood. Hope he doesn’t end up ‘blue’.

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    bubujin_2 Premium Member over 7 years ago

    The problem is he’s always been cowed and he would continually hide out.

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    shipl14  over 7 years ago

    Ole down on the couch

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Common steer problem.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member over 7 years ago

    He has a problem bear-ing his ills.

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